New TV Show!
We have discovered the most bizarre and amazing show on television: America’s Got Talent. Not only is it an eclectic gathering of the most unlikely talent found anywhere (like a 67 year-old striper, 8 year-old stand-up comic, and a middle-aged guy that does Godzilla movie impressions), but each act is introduced by Regis Philban, whom I totally adore, and somehow just makes the whole thing that much more weird. If that weren’t enough to keep me smiling, they have the greatest judge that any talent show could ever book: David Hasselhoff! Mr. Talent, himself! I can’t get enough of this guy!
My life is complete.
EDIT: There is a guy on there right now playing a nose flute! I can't belive how blessed I am by the TV gods!





Ha ha ha.
When we were little, my sister and I watched a hella lot of TV. Sometimes the power would go out, and we created the "TV dance" to make the TV come back on. It involved a lot of gyrations and arm flailing, some spinning, and vocal ooga chacka's. We'd take turns doing it until it came back on, and that's when we knew we'd done the dance well enough, the TV god approved.
:D